1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,002 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,478 America, will you answer me a question? 3 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,772 What is it you love about the beach? 4 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,399 'Cause as far as I can see, 5 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,609 the beach ain't nothing but the end of the country. 6 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:30,572 And everybody knows the end is the worst part of anything. 7 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:33,366 The end of a loaf of bread? Don't nobody eat that. 8 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:37,120 Last sip of beer? Pour it right in the dirt. 9 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:41,791 But as my baby, Wanda, likes to remind me, we don't go to the beach for my enjoyment. 10 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,251 We go for the kids. 11 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:46,796 So every other weekend, I grease them up with lotion 12 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,257 and roll them in the sand like they're Shake 'N Bake. 13 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,094 God, I can't wait till these kids grow up. 14 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:55,555 Damn! 15 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,354 We're home, baby. 16 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,983 [Wanda] Bernie, look at them. 17 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,569 [Bernie] Yeah, sweet little angels, right? 18 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,280 Let's dump them into bed. 19 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,407 -[grunting] -Hey! 20 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,327 Shh. Don't wake your sister up. 21 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,620 [chuckles] 22 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:19,954 That's ignorant. 23 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,122 I am what I am. 24 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,918 Here you go. 25 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,003 Good. 26 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:28,880 Where's Precious? 27 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,591 Don't worry about Precious. Go back to bed, Baby Girl. 28 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,802 But I need Precious. 29 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:37,096 Bernie, she wants her doll. It's probably in the beach bag. 30 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,389 [sighs] 31 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,436 [mutters] 32 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,151 [Wanda] Is it in there? 33 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:53,613 Nope, but I got the beach, though. 34 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,492 Baby, it wasn't in the car, either. 35 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:58,868 I don't think she brought it. 36 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,995 Of course she did. She takes that thing everywhere. 37 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,081 Baby, she didn't take it. 38 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,292 Wait… 39 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,463 Kids, let's go. 40 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,091 Wait, we wanna finish this sandcastle. 41 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,136 [Bernie] Oh. 42 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,180 Now it's finished. Come on. 43 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,516 -Aww! -Let's go. Shut up! 44 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,393 [clock ticking] 45 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,616 How many times I tell you to keep up with your stuff, Baby Girl? 46 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,286 But we need to get Precious. 47 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:42,412 Baby Girl, please. 48 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,164 -[sighs] -What's going on in here? 49 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,332 We left Precious at the beach. 50 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,084 -Oh, shit. -Hey! 51 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:50,461 [crying] 52 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,424 Baby Girl, please, stop crying. Stop crying, Baby Girl. 53 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,633 Please stop crying. 54 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,762 Maybe you should flick her on the head. 55 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,473 [crying harder] 56 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,727 -[crying continues] -America, it's been 45 minutes straight. 57 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,937 It's unstoppable. Watch this. 58 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,482 -[clicks] -[no audio except crying] 59 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:17,864 [crying continues] 60 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,499 [crying continues] 61 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,044 Oh, uh-uh, Bernie. 62 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:34,422 You are not going to drug that baby up with that heavy cough syrup. 63 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:35,465 -What? -[scoffs] 64 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,217 Now, if you want her to go to sleep, 65 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,010 you're going to have to get that doll back. 66 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:42,263 -Woman, it's midnight. -Bernie, she's hysterical. 67 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:45,934 It's an hour ride each way, Wanda. You on drugs or dog food? 68 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,268 Fine. 69 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,104 I'll go, and you can stay here and listen to that. 70 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,357 [crying continues] 71 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:57,362 [groans] 72 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:09,999 Shh… look at this, man. 73 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,627 I'm out here looking for a doggone doll. 74 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,921 I'm doing stuff that I tell people on stage 75 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,548 I ain't going to do. Now I'm sitting out here doing it. 76 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,301 I should just walk in the water, just keep on walking. 77 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,929 -[phone rings] -Doggone. 78 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:23,930 Oh. Hello? 79 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:25,390 [crying] 80 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,557 What? 81 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,685 -[screams] -[doll squeaks] 82 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,979 Ow! Ow! Ow! 83 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,440 Hey, baby… 84 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:37,360 Wanda, I found it. 85 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,697 Yeah, I found it. I swear I did. It's in the sand. 86 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:45,243 Huh? [stutters] Baby-- I can't hear you 87 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,953 with Baby Girl hollering and screaming. I can't hear you. 88 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:50,373 If you don't get back here, I'm going to kill you! 89 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:53,543 Okay, well, look, I'm on my way. Yeah, I found it. 90 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:54,919 All right, hang on. 91 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:59,966 Ugly thing got me out here all doggone day looking for that doggone doll. 92 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,843 [music plays on car radio] 93 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,725 -[horn honking] -Come on. 94 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:14,981 12:30 going on 1 o'clock, I'm out here looking for a old, ugly doll. 95 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,524 Come on. 96 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:23,114 I'm getting the heck on out of here. You watch. 97 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,539 Slow, slow, slow. 98 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,668 [chuckling] 99 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,761 Slow, slow, Mac. 100 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,057 Yeah! Yeah! 101 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,349 Yeah! 102 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,393 [chuckles] Tell me I can't do anything. 103 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,978 The Mac! Yeah! 104 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,189 [tires popping] 105 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,774 ♪ Do it any way you wanna ♪ 106 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,443 -[mutters] -♪ Do it any way you wanna ♪ 107 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,444 ♪ Do it any way ♪ 108 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,696 [sighing] 109 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,657 -I can't believe you found that thing. -Hmm. 110 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,743 It really is a miracle. 111 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:12,038 -She really is an angel. -Oh… 112 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,042 Still, I'll be glad when she finally gives up that doll. 113 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,419 -Is tomorrow too soon? -[chuckles softly] 114 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,467 Give me this doll. 115 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:26,552 Spoiled. 116 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,018 Wanda doesn't think I can wean Bryana off Precious. 117 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,728 Says she's too attached. 118 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,939 And she's right, America. 119 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,149 But it's an unnatural attachment. 120 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,235 The thing hangs off her like a growth. 121 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,695 Like one of those freaks you see in the Guinness book. 122 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,615 That's where there's only one course of action: 123 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,617 a complete doll-ectomy. 124 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,536 [Bryana] But I don't understand. 125 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,704 Why does she have to be, uh, uh… 126 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:54,956 [Bernie] Quarantined. 127 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:55,998 Yeah, quarantined. 128 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,375 Well, Baby Girl, see… 129 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:02,797 Precious… she's very sick. You know, she got the chicken pox. 130 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,466 Now, see, the chicken pox is highly contagious. 131 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,926 Step back, step back, step back. 132 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:10,888 See, nobody can come around her or be close to her for the next 48-- 133 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,141 I mean, 72 hours, okay? 134 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:15,101 Look out. 135 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,775 -I don't want to-- -Uh-uh-uh, doctor's orders. 136 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:25,236 Okay. 137 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,365 Aw, don't be so sad. 138 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,908 The Lord want her there. 139 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:32,243 Come on. 140 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,079 Baby Girl… 141 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:37,748 You want me to put you in there? 142 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:42,545 Wanda, baby, you'll see. 143 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,631 In a couple of days, Baby Girl's going to forget about that doll. 144 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,301 You know how kids are, just go on to the next thing. 145 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:50,970 Well, I must say I am pretty impressed. 146 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,221 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 147 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,807 You that impressed you want to play doctor with your old man? 148 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,894 Well, my mother always wanted me to marry one. 149 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:58,936 You know one? 150 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,606 No, but I know his sister. [laughing] 151 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,858 Uh-oh. Uncle Bernie. 152 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,610 Oh, Lord! 153 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,987 Now we have to be quarantined together. 154 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:13,451 [gasps] Bernie, they're permanent. 155 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,210 All right, Baby Girl, 156 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,628 I'm sick of this nonsense. 157 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,130 You too doggone big to be playing with this doll. 158 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,591 It's about time you gave it up and you going to give it up right now. 159 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,717 -Give me that doll. -No! 160 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,261 What you mean, no? I'm not playing with you. 161 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,554 I'm sick of this nonsense. 162 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,014 Going all over the creation looking for that. 163 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:37,266 -Give me that doll! -No! Aunt Wanda, help! 164 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,643 -Come here! -Bernie… 165 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,895 Baby, baby, if you don't move, you're going to get hurt. 166 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,105 Can you believe what I got to go through? 167 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,943 And her own mother didn't fight this hard, and the state was taking her baby! 168 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,321 I'm sorry, America. 169 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:52,615 That was cold. 170 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,658 Come here. 171 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,868 Baby? Baby Girl, come here. Come here! 172 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,870 -Gotcha! -[hissing] My Precious! 173 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:58,788 What? 174 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,957 Y'all saw that, right? 175 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,751 [stutters] That thing that hissed at me, 176 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,127 that was not Baby Girl. 177 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,588 Hell, no. Not my sweet Baby Girl. 178 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,215 That was that doll. 179 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,550 It got control of her. 180 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,261 I don't know what I'm going to do with this one. 181 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:15,763 Cube, you got kids. You got to help me on this one. 182 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:16,764 Man, you got to help me. 183 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,975 Check it out, Bernie. In situations like this, 184 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,768 I recommend the wet T-shirt. 185 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:23,688 Wet T? 186 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,193 -Oh, oh, oh, that's cold. That's cold. -Hey, hey, hey. 187 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:33,030 I can't kill Baby Girl like that. I can't-- I thought about killing the boy. 188 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,576 But the girl, that's… that's… I can't kill the kid like that. I can't. 189 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:37,952 I ain't talking about killing the kid, man. 190 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,287 I'm talking about the doll. 191 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:40,830 The doll? 192 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,623 You got to pop out the doll, man. 193 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,044 Yeah, yeah. When you gonna to strike, baby? 194 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,423 Oh, no. man, I love the kids. I can't touch that doll, man. 195 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,216 -No. -Who? 196 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,094 You got to find somebody else to do it. Somebody ruthless. 197 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,013 Ruthless. 198 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,390 Somebody that just don't care. 199 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,601 Go to sleep after they rob their mama, something like that. 200 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,019 Yeah, pretty much. 201 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,022 Hey, hey, Ice… 202 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,566 -I know… I know the guy. -You know somebody? 203 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,026 -Yeah. [chuckling] -Is that right? 204 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,945 [jazz music playing] 205 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,240 Can I use the M-80s? 206 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,159 Shh. Be quiet, boy. 207 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:23,164 Now, listen, fireworks are what I don't want. 208 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:26,083 This thing cannot attract any attention, okay? 209 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,502 Gotcha. 210 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,673 I want it done nice, clean and quiet, like you did the Barbie doll. 211 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,509 -You never proved that was me. -Boy, please. 212 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,637 That pink little trailer burned down to the ground. 213 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,388 Had your hand written all over it. 214 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,516 -I mean, very professional. -Thank you. 215 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:46,437 So, are we clear? This cannot come back to me, Jordan. 216 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,440 I can use a BB gun. Totally untraceable. 217 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,400 No body, no evidence. 218 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,361 Hmm, that's a little bit tougher. 219 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,403 I'll pay extra. 220 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,782 Nah, keep your money. I'll do this one for free. 221 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:02,036 But someday, I'm going to ask you for a favor. 222 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,121 Someday. 223 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:10,711 [car door shuts] 224 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,973 [yawning] 225 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,080 [sighs] 226 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,720 [loud buzzing] 227 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,196 [loud shredding] 228 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:25,035 [music continues] 229 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,971 So, Baby Girl, that's what happened. 230 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,056 Precious' family came… 231 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,643 [stutters] not her real… her doll family who came and… 232 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:54,148 took her to Doll Land where she's going to live happily ever after. 233 00:12:56,734 --> 00:13:00,279 It's not really Doll Land. Doll Land is like a star. 234 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,324 A distant, shimmering star. 235 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,826 But I didn't get to say good-bye. 236 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:13,834 Well, um… I know you didn't, Baby Girl, but, um… 237 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,880 but, hey… she left you something. 238 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:22,051 Yeah. Hey. She left you… 239 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,723 $200. 240 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,853 Yep. That's what they… You like that? 241 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,980 I want to see the star. 242 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,983 -What star, baby? -Doll Land where Precious is. 243 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,487 Oh, that… that star. 244 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:46,325 Okay. Come on, let's… let's go look at the star, okay? 245 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,952 Come on, Baby Girl. 246 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,540 Yeah. You see the star. 247 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,584 And maybe if we look hard enough, 248 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,545 we'll see the fireworks from the doll party. 249 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,883 [both screaming] 250 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,176 What? What is it? 251 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,178 [screaming] 252 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,556 [laughs] 253 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,475 Oh… oh. 254 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,855 That damn Jordan. 255 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,860 Cube, he had one job to do, and he couldn't even do that. 256 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,612 Yeah, man, you got a serious problem on your hand, bro. 257 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,491 I know, man. Now… now Baby Girl, she ain't gonna never speak to me again. 258 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,784 She going to never forgive me. 259 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,203 See, Baby Girl ain't your problem. 260 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,288 It's the boy. 261 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,456 That's the one you need to get rid of. 262 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,041 You ever consider a beat down? 263 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,793 What? 264 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,337 Whatcha talking about? 265 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,340 Cube… Cube, get out of my house, man. 266 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,509 What? 267 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,469 Get the hell out of my doggone house. 268 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,763 You ain't no doggone thug no more. 269 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,182 You live better than me. Your house bigger than mine. 270 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,476 Ain't you got to pick your kid up from prep school or something, man? 271 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,936 -Prep school? -Yeah. 272 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,147 Man, my kid don't go to no damn prep school. 273 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,315 They with the nanny. 274 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,027 You know what? Next time you need to borrow a cappuccino machine, 275 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,486 -don't call me. -I ain't. 276 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,989 -Don't call me. -I ain't gonna call you. 277 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,449 You don't got to worry about it. 278 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,659 Fake gangster. 279 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,079 -I got to do something… [mumbles] -[door slams] 280 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,915 I got to do something about Baby Girl, America. 281 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,251 Baby Girl, look. You can blow dry and comb your hair. 282 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,628 [imitates hair dryer] 283 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,797 And look what else you can do. Hmm. 284 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,341 [smacks lips] 285 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:26,926 You like your new toy? 286 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,802 -No! -Good. 287 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,763 So, we're going to put it up and play with it later, okay? 288 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,389 So, what would you like to eat? 289 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,391 -Nothing! -But you got to eat something. 290 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,392 No! 291 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,311 Hey… 292 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,730 How about some Coco Krunchies? 293 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,899 But you said those are for breakfast. 294 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,026 I know I did, but I'm saying you can have some now. 295 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,778 -Okay. -Good. Good. 296 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,196 What are you going to say to your Uncle Bernie? 297 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,073 With Lucky Charms, too? 298 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,742 It's a start. 299 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,828 You see that? You see that? 300 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,164 America, she smiled. 301 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,540 She loves me again. 302 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,250 I told you she understand. 303 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,672 My Baby Girl love me and everything is all right in the world. 304 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,674 My Baby Girl. 305 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:10,970 [softly] Thank you, Lord. 306 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,888 ♪ Now I done warned you not to battle me ♪ 307 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,223 ♪ I leave more casualties ♪ 308 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,392 ♪ Than the dollar bills In your salary… ♪ 309 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,102 Time for Blue's Clues. 310 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,604 -So? -So this. 311 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,856 -[changes channel] -You little brat. 312 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,733 ♪ And it be like chill… ♪ 313 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,568 [changes channel] 314 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,278 -[changes channel] -Uncle Bernie! 315 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,571 Yeah, Baby Girl? 316 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,491 -[song resumes on TV] -Vanessa won't let me watch Blue's Clues. 317 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,784 I was here first. 318 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:37,162 You're a real pioneer. Why don't you go discover your homework? 319 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,415 Maybe I should let you destroy something of mine. 320 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,833 Then I might get some respect. 321 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,292 -Maybe you should. -Maybe I will. 322 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,628 -Maybe I should torch your bike. -[cartoon music plays on TV] 323 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,924 -Can I get you something else, Baby Girl? -Mmm, surprise me. 324 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,932 Hold it right there, missy. You know those are for after dinner. 325 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,976 So I'll have one after dinner, too. 326 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,936 Give me that. 327 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,402 Hey, I'm tired of y'all running in my house. 328 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,486 Hey, you little… 329 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,949 -Time to play. -Get lost. 330 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,744 Uncle Bernie, Jordan's being mean to me. 331 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,663 Yell all you want. He ain't home. [snickers] 332 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,002 Hey, baby, come on, give me a hand. 333 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,504 Oh, I know where I'd like to put my hand. 334 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,132 On that little monster's rear end. 335 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,592 Who are you talking about? Vanessa? 336 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:35,304 No. Your spoiled little princess. 337 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,723 Oh, get out of here. Baby Girl? 338 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,726 That's ridiculous. You can't spoil something that perfect. 339 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,061 [Jordan] Bryana, stop! 340 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,690 [Jordan yelling indistinctly in slow motion] 341 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:47,941 No! 342 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,319 No! Stop it! No! 343 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:54,990 No! Don't! No! Stop! 344 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,950 -Glad you're home. -[Jordan yelling] 345 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,369 Oh, baby, come on, now, give me a hand, now. 346 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,955 Make her stop! Bryana, stop! 347 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,917 Hey, hey, hey! Baby Girl! Baby Girl, stop it. 348 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,503 Now you just stop it right now. What's wrong with you? 349 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,923 I'm through anyway. I want to go to Gymboree. 350 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,926 What? You ain't going no doggone where 351 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,053 till you tell me what the hell possessed you to do what… 352 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,304 What's wrong with you? 353 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,181 I want to go to Gymboree. 354 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,935 -[grunts] -Ow! Don't you ever do that to me. 355 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,821 Look, I'm not saying she didn't deserve the swat. 356 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,824 I'm mean, you saw her. It had to be done! 357 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,118 But why did I have to be the one to do it? 358 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,495 She's never going to speak to me again. 359 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,498 [Bernie] Baby Girl… 360 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,961 Uncle Bernie, he's sorry he had to spank you, 361 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,587 but you were being rotten. 362 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,133 But I guess I'm partly to blame 363 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,093 because I spoiled you. 364 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,929 Baby Girl, Uncle Bernie… 365 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,893 was a little afraid that he was going to lose the love of his sweet Baby Girl. 366 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,274 But I ended up losing it anyway. 367 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,944 I don't want to be your sweet Baby Girl. 368 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,531 I understand. 369 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,117 I want to be your sweet big girl. 370 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,703 You do? 371 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,663 I'm not a baby anymore. 372 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,748 No, you're not. 373 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,919 Then if you're not a baby anymore, 374 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,297 you know what you got to do? 375 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,050 -Okay? -Okay. 376 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,469 Come here. 377 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,972 I love you, Baby Girl. 378 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,989 Is it true Bigfoot spanked you? 379 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,032 Uh-huh. 380 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,575 He spanked you? 381 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,493 Uh-huh, on my fanny. 382 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,370 [chuckles] Dang. 383 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,331 What's so funny? 384 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,667 Nothing. It's just, you're one of us now. 385 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,420 -Hey, baby. -Hmm? 386 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,297 It's all straightened out. 387 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,841 You know, Baby Girl, she's a sweet little girl after all. 388 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,427 I know. That's why I didn't understand your hurry 389 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,137 to make her grow up. 390 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,348 I mean, she's only going to be this young once. 391 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:28,060 Wow, my God, baby, I ain't never think of it like that. 392 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:32,022 Hmm. You better, 'cause when it's over, you going to miss it. 393 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,984 Well, I tell you what, I don't care how old Bryana get, 394 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,362 she's still going to be my precious little Baby Girl. 395 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:41,907 Hmm, you say that now, but one day, she may grow into… 396 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,243 [Bernie thinking] 397 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,577 [knocking] 398 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,871 [Bernie] Baby Girl? 399 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,581 Don't grow up, Baby Girl. 400 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,542 Please don't grow up. You gonna have to get married. 401 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,337 You have to get a job. You gonna mess around, you gonna have a b… 402 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,048 Look, you don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. 403 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,758 Come on, you want to play. 404 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,887 You want to play all the time. Look, see… [beatboxing] 405 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,597 Come on, look at that. She going… 406 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,516 [beatboxing] 407 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,480 Look, come look. [continues beatboxing] 408 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,564 You need to see it. 409 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,316 Are you looking? 410 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,152 Baby? 411 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,741 This is for the dead dollies out there. 412 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,369 All the ones with their little heads pulled off, 413 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,204 and shot up and… 414 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,874 -all the homies… -Cube, that's enough, baby. 415 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,168 -And all the dead dollies in the world… -Cube, Cube, Cube. 416 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,920 -…this is for them. -Damn, Cube, that's enough, man. 417 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,422 -Oh, sorry, 'bout that. -They dead. 418 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,133 You know, I can… I can get that up for you. 419 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,887 You ignorant. 420 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,223 That's why you got me over here. 421 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,352 Can we drink this on TV?